January 2012

We had quite a ‘to do ‘ list in 2011 and I think we ticked it all off. In addition to what we did, I have also learnt new things. Here are some of the things I can remember I have learnt:

 Be patient when applying to emigrate

 How to make marmalade.

Be patient when trying to get the garden sorted

Be patient when trying to get the house sorted

Eat seasonally

 How to be a substitute teacher (again)

Students are the same the world over

How to live without a regular, salary-paying job

The saying ‘there is more to life than money’ sounds different when you say it and have less than you used to!

Everyone knows everyone else

Be nice to everyone, even if someone is a prat as they could turn out to be (a) less of a prat than you first thought, or (b) the local chiropractor , who you have made an appointment to see, but you don’t know that when you meet him in a different situation!

Kiwis (the people) have got the right idea about how to celebrate Christmas.

Kiwis (the people) have the right idea about many aspects of life.

Emigration means you will miss family and friends, perhaps for the first time.

Immigration will mean you get to meet really great people, who make really great friends.

Living in a beautiful part of the world with rubbish weather is OK, but living in a beautiful part of the world with fab weather is so much better.

 I have more recently learnt how to avoid being spat at by Llamas

The list could go on but I can’t remember more at the minute.

We are now in busy holiday season. Each day we take our trailer and car to the wharf in Mapua. It is an idyllic location to have a business at. We sit here at work on the wharf, waiting for people to hire or return bikes, or taking bikes around the area to meet up with tourists heading off to do a winery tour etc. At approx 5 or 6pm, I take the bikes home and clean them, while Lisa goes to work at the restaurant, 10 metres away from our bike hire location. She then works the evening shift which has finished at midnight all this week as it was the jazz festival, so bands were playing each night on the wharf or in the restaurant. Yesterday jazz played during the day, people sat in the sunshine with an ice cream or a drink. We hired out bikes and enjoyed the music. We do a lot of people watching. 

The weather is still a bit changeable, so it rained today and that meant we had a day ‘off’. What really happened was that we got all sorts of other emails etc sent and made lots of phone calls. A real day off is not likely to happen in the foreseeable future.

We have set ourselves a target of being in the sea at least once every month for the next 12 months. We went to Rabbit Island after work and had our first swim in the sea (Lisa was off that night as the restaurant was closed for 2 days as it was sold and the new owners were changing a few things). We managed this challenge in Portrush,a few years ago, so with a few mm less of neoprene, we should manage it here…watch this space!

Belinda drops by into our 'office' on the wharf (We make her hide her crutch...not a good look for our business)

An (almost) empty trailer means business is good.

Happy customers on their way to Rabbit Island, via the Flat Bottomed Fairy (which has been described as a floating Kleenex tissue box)

Our new house sign !

December in NZ

December is my birthday month and I was looking forward to a sunny one for the first time. It didnt quite work out like that as it rained in the morning, so we postponed our picnic trip to rabbit island. Early December is apparently alwys an unsettled time. By the afternoon it was sunny, but by that time we were dismantling the fence of the old chicken run .....fun birthday, but we did go out for tea to a thai restaurant.
Christmas is similar and yet so different to a winter christmas. There is the same music being played in the shops(I'm dreaming of a white christmas etc etc). The shops sell winter orientated christmas decorations. You see real trees tied to the top of cars, on their way home to be decorated. There are christmas carols(outdoors), theatre productions (eg Menopause....the musical !). There the similarity ends. There is no panic buying, nobody sends cards to people they never see, or to people they see all the time. It is all low key and is a day off that comes in the middle or start of most people's summer holidays.
As we are now in the tourist and recreation business, we work this time of the year. Today was the first time I had ever worked on Christmas eve (although I think I probably did work then as a new teacher). Most of the bars and restaurants closed early today. The kiwis seem to get together as we would, although meeting for breakfast and then all going your own way also seems to happen.
The weather has now settled and it is in the low 20s each day. Last week was a different story. Nelson suffered the worst urban flooding ever in  NZ !! 3 months of rain fell in 30 hours. Landslides were quite serious in some areas. We watched the rain fall for a week and our water tanks were full to over-flowing. We were happy as that is our only supply of water and it may not rain again for months. Our land and immediate area was unaffected by landslides or flooding.

All the rain has helped the grass to grow. Our fields needed some animals to eat it. The fencing had been done, but because the ground was so wet they couldn't tighten the wire as the posts moved when they tried. It was enough of a fence to get the walking lawnmowers in.....a guy brought us some Llamas two days ago.
Our Llamas, 5 in total.
 We have called them Dali Llama, Osama bin Llama, Barrack O'Llama, Smoke allama and Fire allama !!

This one is the Dali Llama, she is the boss

All the rain has helped the vege plot which is starting to get triphid-like.

Hopefully the necks of the llamas are not that long, so they wont help themselves to our produce.
Llamas are ( according to the internet), placid and rarely spit at humans. My short experience with Llamas has shown this is not always the case. They are docile and they hum and make quite noises. They are inquisitive and they like to look you in the eye (they are taller than us !) However Dali looked me in the eye, put her ears back, hissed and then green, smelly, half-digested grass was spat out of her mouth, all over me! Lisa, who seems to be the Llama whisperer, told me to take my sun glasses off my head and stare her out. I did and it may have worked; I will see how well we get on.

Vineyard View B&B has got its first (paying) guests. The room got a makeover and was finished the day before they were due to arrive. We have some more arriving  a few days after Christmas.

Tomorrow is christmas day, the second time we have been here at this time of the year. Two years ago we were tourists having a good time. Now we are residents having a great time. We will cook breakfast for our B&B guests then get them dispatched. We then plan to go for a cycle, bbq some food, relax in the garden and then have some of the neighbours round for a drink in the evening. I'm not dreaming of a white Christmas.



Spring time

Spring is in the air, sunny days and lots of gardening needs to be done.


Lisa gets to grips with the new lawnmower



Lots of plans for the newly constructed vege plots



time out from all that exhausting work !



weeding at the front of the house

getting to grips with the 'weed eater'

It is however worth all the effort as the location is beautiful and when we are not cutting grass or weed eating, it is also tranquil.


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Evening sunshine at the back garden

This is why we are calling our accommodation Vineyard View Lodge

We still have boxes to unpack and as a reminder of how the journey started for our possessions, the following photo shows how they arrived at the end of their journey, 341 Old Coach Road, Mahana



The removal compnay



Our removal company was great and our unpaid removal friends helped the day go smoothly



The removal 'party'

As mentioned, spring is here, with agricultural shows and school fairs happening. I spotted a report of a school that used' cow pat bingo' to raise money for their school........remember where you heard it first........ it involes marking out an area of grass with squares and fencing the area off. Put a cow (although in this case a pony was used as the cow gave birth that morning) in the fenced off area and wait to see which square she puts her cow pat in !!. You make money by selling off the squares. The winner won $1000 !! I can see YFCs and schools across NIreland rushing to make some money out of watching a cow lifting her tail (I think a few rules are needed to cover various eventualities).

 I hope to blog a bit more often, now we are internet friendly again.







6 months in NZ

Where did the time go? We can’t believe we have been here for 6 months. The world cup is now over and a sense of relief possibly more than celebration was evident in the days after the final. We watched the match at a friend’s house with a mix of rugby fans and some kiwis who were just curious  to see what all the fuss was about. We had to bring ‘kiwiana’ food to the party. It is 60s/70s, cocktail stick style food. We brought black olives and feta on sticks and put them into the shape of a scrum.
We have also said goodbye to the South Island Masters Games. It will be back here in 2 years’ time and it will have even more competitors as locals spread the word about how good it was. The netball teams probably took the prize for having the best time. I observed teams of ‘nuns’ who sang amazing grace before each match and then served shots of alcohol to the opposition ( and themselves) at half-time. I watched a fully dressed-up ninja turtle umpire etc etc. There were also serious looking teams who did things like warm up. The more serious competition seemed to take place in the triathlon and cycling events (just my luck). I decided to enter the cycling criterium an hour or two before it was due to start on a Friday afternoon. It was a fast 20 minute race and I won a bronze medal in my age group (yes there were more than 3 people in my group). Lisa finished 5th overall and won a gold medal in her age group. The weather was hot and sunny (and very windy) and the event had a great atmosphere. On the Saturday morning, Lisa had entered the time trial while I had opted to do the triathlon. We woke up to the sound of rain…..not part of our game plan. Lisa dropped me off at my venue at 7am. It was dull and wet, but calm and mild. It was the sort of situation I thought I had had my fair share of when racing in Ireland and I was not enthusiastic. It was a pool swim with everyone starting at 10 sec intervals at one corner and swim up one lane, down the next and so on until you have got to the other side and completed 200m. In all my years of doing triathlon this was new to me, unlike the rain I cycled and ran in. I also did something I had rarely done before, a new tactic…. Do no swimming and hardly any running in the months leading up to it and then hammer on as hard as I could on the day of the race. It was an interesting tactic which made the very short distance feel as hard as a race 5 times the length. Had I been in any other age group, I would have won a medal, but I finished 5th in my own age group. Lisa watched the swim unfold and then headed off to do her time trial. She met up with Belinda and as they observed others sitting in the rain, on turbo trainers, warming up. They quickly decided their warm up would involve a walk to the coffee cart that was selling their style of ‘warm up’! Fuelled by strong coffee, Lisa got a bronze medal (the gold was won by a national champion) and Belinda got a silver medal in her age group!
Sunday morning, we woke up to beautiful sunshine. It was the road race, which was a circuit route that passed the end of our lane. The race HQ was at the winery, across the road. I started the race with very sore legs and soon found out that all my eggs had gone into yesterday’s basket! Yesterday’s tactic took several more days to recover from. I decided I could enjoy this route on my own any day of the week, so I pulled out of the race and cycled home. I then went and watched Lisa’s race, with the ‘younger’ half of the age groups. Lisa also found that the previous 2 medal winning days had taken its toll and she too pulled out.
That weekend also saw us hosting our first visitors at our house. Colin and Irene from Auckland had been on holiday and as Colin is a keen cyclist they walked around the route and watched the races. On Monday, Lisa’s parents also arrived to stay at our house. The next day, Colin and Irene left and we all started the many jobs that were waiting to be done around the house. Pictures on the wall, veg plots constructed etc, etc.
Wheelie Fantastic is also progressing. We have taken delivery of a trailer and the car is marked up. We are making contact with local B&Bs  etc and spending some time at the wharf at weekends. Much more still needs to be done, but we already have bookings, this could be the calm before the storm. We have already been asked to work Christmas day and new year’s day.
We are working long days and that probably won’t change for some time. The list of things to do seems to get longer. We are also getting the house ready for paying guests, so that ‘Vineyard View Lodge’ can get some business as well as our cycle hire. No two days are the same and we love being busy. It is still a gamble but it is a great place to live.
We met some of our new neighbours at a morning tea gathering last weekend. Our nearest neighbours organised it so that we could meet the other people that live nearby.  It would seem that not only is this area beautiful, it has lovely, helpful people too. Our nearest neighbours are kiwi and American. The other near neighbours are dutch and one of their sons had a big shock when he turned up at the gathering and found out that one of his teachers is his neighbour. I am no longer his teacher (my job finished at the end of term) but kids the world over react the same way when they see a teacher in the real world.
We were given a reminder of why we moved when we read, online, a Coleraine paper. It reported that the council, in consultation with the police, cut down mature trees along a river bank, to put a stop to antisocial behaviour. I wish I could say that story was unbelievable, but it is all too believable.
After 6 months, I still appreciate shop assistants not having to crane their necks in an obvious way so that I know they are not memorising my pin number. The way we ‘purchase’ goods and services but don’t actually pay until days or weeks later and everyone knows they get paid. People generally have a positive outlook and don’t think that people will rip them off. Long may that last, however Wheelie Fantastic and Vineyard View Lodge will expect immediate payments as we haven’t fully integrated into the easy going kiwi way !!
Today we also experienced our first goodbye at this side of the world. Lisa’s parents set off from Nelson airport and it was difficult watch them leave as it was a reminder of how far away our families are. Perhaps when we get back onto the internet at home, we will feel closer again, however I realise Nelson airport will become a place of great joy as well as sadness. Four months until the next family arrival !!!!!
We hope to be internet linked in the next couple of weeks......you will be the first to know, when we are!

Wednesday 19th October

HECTIC,HECTIC,HECTIC......but at least its not same same same old stuff. We have moved in to our house. Lots and lots of boxes. All our stuff made it in perfect condition. I was at work when the removal lorry turned up so I missed that moment when the reverse of what happened in Portrush all unfolded. i got 'home' to find our sofa and all other familiar stuff sitting in a house that was now home. Three friends from the cycling club came over and helped to unpack. Belinda and Kay set about the kitchen stuff and occassionally asked "what is this/what do you use this for?" We then spent the next 2 weeks finding out where everything was. It was a beautiful sunny day, just like the 2 removal days in Portrush ( Portrush was experiencing summer around easter time). By early evening we all went out to the garden and opened a bottle of bubbles. By this time we had removed our stuff from our rental place, including Bonnie, who after 15 mins locked in the study/office room, to help her familiarise herself with house number 4 in 5 months ! She looked to get out into the garden where we where. She joined us in the garden and set about exploring her new surroundings. We told her this is it, this is for good !! About 10 days later she gave in and agreed to use the cat flap which was there from the previous owners. a few days after that she got into a stress mood and wouldnt eat or leave the house. we think she was either unwell or quite possibly met a possim. the mood has passed and she is eating and leaving the house again.
We are trying to juggle getting the house sorted, keeping up with the grass that has started to grow fast after the spring rain ( we had to buy a ride on lawnmower), I am working long days at the masters games and we are getting our business off the ground. It is so busy,  Lisa quit her job to give us a chance to keep all the balls in the air. The wharfside was getting chaotic with new owners and outgoing owners making a mess of staffing. She is now at the homestead which is animal-less at the minute, so her work will get more interesting when we get some livestock. Tales of the 'farm' could be yet another book she has to write.
Our first encounter with the land involved her cutting the grass with a push (petrol) lawnmower that nearly went on fire with overwork !  I was cutting the long grass with the weed whacker/bush whaker (petrol strimmer on an industrial scale) machine, which we had purchased from the previous owners. I put the harness, earmuffs and face shield on and set to work. It was going well on the rough grass, so I then went round to the front lawn to do the edges. I then realised my skill level was low (it didn't show on long, rough grass). A little bush close to the front door dissappeared before my eyes as the bush whacker dessimated anything it touched. I moved along and it then half destroyed a small garden light !!! Time to put it back in the shed ! A garden type strimmer was purchased the next day ! I think this is the first of many tales of the homested.
Wheelie Fantastic has now got bikes. This week it will have a temporary website, a marked up car, business cards and rack cards as well as branded clothing. Still no internet, but I contacted the local MP (election in a months time......oh yes I got another job this week as an election officer (one ans a half days work)) and the problem is being looked into at parliament !!
We are both competing in masters games events this weekend. when the masters is over I can give more time to Wheelie Fantastic. We have friends from Auckland staying with us for a few days and then Lisa's parents are with us for 3 weeks. Of course we have the Rugby world Cup final to enjoy. We where in Spain when Spain won the football world cup, so we are on a roll !!!!
I will try to blog next week.

Wednesday 28th Sept

Hectic, hectic, hectic....its all go. 2 more sleeps and we move into our house. We are juggling our final inspection visit tomorrow with delivery of a fridge,washing machine and a drier.
Today I filled my day making phone calls to try and set up the broadband connection at our new house, which we had already agreed with the company, but today we find out that we are on a waiting list to get the connection. Not a good way to start the day.
We are also on a fast track to get promotional brochures for Wheelie Fantastic as ther is a big event in Mapua on sunday, when there is an all day event to mark the launch of the ferry (barge type thing that looks like a 1960s caravan with a flat base that floats. Its name is the'Flat Bottom Fairy' and it will transport people and bikes to and from Mapua wharf and Rabbit Island. The whole day has a Fairy theme, with prizes for the best fairies on bicycles. I will maintain a professional appearance and spend the day distributing our brochures and generally promoting our business. Unfortunately it falls on the same weekend we move house, and we havent got the car or bikes marked up with our logo yet.
We did secure a freephone number last week,  0800 2 cycle !! (it wont work outside this region, so no free calls from the UK !!)
Only one week and two days of teaching at Garin left. Today I got a call asking me to work at the South Island Masters Games, as merchanise manager. The job will only last for approx 12 days, but it is another means of getting in the know.
I plan to post some photos again. Remember back to one of the first blogs, when the lorry drove off with all our stuff and the plan was to see it all again at the other side of the world? I think I need a photo of it turning up at our house, except I am teaching when it is due to arrive, so Lisa will be  the official phtographer. She has reminded me that I was having coffee with Elma and Rosemary when the lorry turned up at Portrush, so it is fitting that I wont be there. We have had lots of offers of help from friends and we are going to take them up on their offers.
Lots is going to happen over the next few days and we also have to watch some more rugby games (on TV, assuming we get it tuned in !!).

Wednesday 21st September

The rugby continues and so does all things linked to rugby. The press are still enjoying England's captain 'relaxing' after a tough game at a night club which had a dwarf throwing competition. His management seem to have supported this, which is in contrast to a young AB who was paraded infront of the media to admit to and apologise for his heavy drinking episodes. He humbly apologised as the team managment looked on.
Our local towns are hosting Italy and USA teams. This means we have had Italian food festivals etc. there is a wine competition between NZ Italy and USA and to celebrate USA 'culture', a local town is having an American field party, which includes a watermellon pip, spitting competition as well as a duck herding competition. The options to embrace other cultures are endless !!
The world is a small place, as we found out on saturday, when we were sitting in the stadium in Auckland, waiting for the match to start. A girl from a few rows away, came over and said to Lisa "remember me, you taught me to drive". She did remember her, she was from Portrush and we had played hockey with her mum!